Oh, brother!

Justdanger1: Music superstar Madonna has been ordered by her record company to re- record her new album - because it's too extreme. The pop queen has been forced to return to her Los Angeles recording studio with producer pal Mirwais after label Warners warned her the LP's electro-pop sound is over the top. A source close to the singer tells British tabloid the Daily Mirror, "Madonna feels like she delivered her best album yet last week but the record label have insisted that the material needs to be changed. They really liked what they heard and it's another example of Madonna reinventing herself. But the problem is that it's too avant-garde to be a commercial success. She had used far too many electronic synthesizers on her voice and had morphed a lot of her vocals to sound like a robot. There was even a 12 minute long track. She was reluctant, but in the end has no choice but to go back to square one."

MollyBWBR: There was even a 12 minute long track! Is she absolutely insane I ask you?!

MollyBWBR: I am shocked and insulted

Justdanger1: i want to hear it...wheres the internet?

MollyBWBR: I don't know...

Justdanger1: they changed the name of the band downn below- I was thinking the EXACT same thing...

Justdanger1: Alt-country outfit Wilco has been ordered by their record company to re-record their new album - because it's too extreme. The band has been forced to return to their Chicago recording studio with producer pal Jim O'Rourke after label Warner/Reprise warned them the LP's sound is over the top. A source close to the band tells British tabloid the NME, "Wilco feels like they delivered their best album yet last week but the record label have insisted that the material needs to be changed. They really liked what they heard and it's another example of Wilco reinventing themselves. But the problem is that it's too avant-garde to be a commercial success."

MollyBWBR: wait a sec...are these two seperate articles? Did you alter them?

Justdanger: someone online did

MollyBWBR: as a joke?

Justdanger1: yes, but it makes sense...

MollyBWBR: yes I like it very much

MollyBWBR: so last night 10s upon 20s Trapt fans converged upon Joe's parking lot in Downtown Los Angeles...

Justdanger1: so how many total?

Justdanger1: was MJH there?

MollyBWBR: they were clad in punk rock attire to listen to their new nu metal gods

MollyBWBR: MJH also made an apperance as a fan with her new fiance in tow

MollyBWBR: they swayed back and forth to Trapt

MollyBWBR: s hit singe "Headstrong" and by the movement of their lips, they appeared to know each and every word

MollyBWBR: My favorite part of the evening was seeing these giant fans blow newspaper all over the place

MollyBWBR: I actually think it will look cool but I always think that having stuff blowing all over the place looks cool

MollyBWBR: and there was lots of candy for the eating

MollyBWBR: oh and by fans I mean machinery not music enthusiasts

MollyBWBR: Josef? Have I offended you?

Justdanger1: i was giving a donwload

MollyBWBR: oohhh I see

MollyBWBR: as long as everything is okay

15 January 2003 - 10:47 am

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