During the "10 o'clock" meeting RR and RR and RR sit on RR's gigantic burgundy leather couches around a gigantic bevelled glass tabletop atop a beautifully ornate brass base. Oh wait, I forgot the hunter green oriental rug. Yes, that's there too. So I sit there with 3 of the RRs while they reminisce about that pot they smoked way back in 1981 with Jefferson Starship. From there the conversation maybe goes to discussing why RR1 has the DVD collection of Deadwood Season 1. Here we find out that "Russ" (who's russ, should I know him?) has a broken knee from when his Harley fell on him. Here RR1 shakes his head and laughs through a story about how "Russ" had called him from underneath the Harley (because "you know those things way at least 600 lbs! said RR2) while RR1 was on a plane!!! ha ha ha "Why did he call me when I was on a plane!? The number to call is 911! ha ha ha" That is why RR1 has the Deadwood on his desk because "Russ" will be at home while he recovers from his knee surgery.

Phew...okay. That's cleared up...but is it?

NO! RR2 wants to know if Russ will be missing very much work. Well, according to RR1, apparently not! Not any, in fact, because Russ has a DSL LINE!!! He can check his email at home!!!!!!! Imagine!

Next topic:

...soo, wondering why the solo CD from the singer of a band that nobody really knows minus that one hit they had in 1982 isn't picking up much press...

...hmmm, not sure, I've contacted everyone twice. To be honest with you, nobody knows who he is and they didn't get their copies until two weeks after the damn thing came out. I'm kind of thinking that's maybe why.

God, now I'm just mad, I have to go. Plus, I hear the bookkeeper heading back here, most likely to retrieve his peppermint schapps and to start spiking his coffee so he can get his damn buzz on. And who knows, the 10 o'clock SHARP meeting is probably going to start in about 20 mins.

Sick

30 March 2005 - 10:49 AM

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