The liquor store down the street from my new job sells 11" x 14" laminated maps, not of Los Angeles, but of Las Vegas and San Diego. Hmm?

I don't need a map or anything, I'm just saying...WHY?

There was just a major paparazzi bust outside our window where seeminly normal, non-insane people have cornered a girl of about 19 wearing a yellow skirt. They're all standing in a huddle with cameras and notepads yelling, "Stella! STELLA!" Who is Stella?

And they're using notepads?? Old school.

14 September 2005 - 6:23 PM

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