Just now, a man dressed in a kelly green terry polo and 70's aviator eye glasses came to our office with a 30-minute DVD on prolonging the male orgasm featuring full frontal nudity and retrostyled graphics of bubbling test tubes, erupting volcanos, etc.
I'm not quite sure why this happened. In fact, maybe it didn't happen. Nothing like this has ever happened at any of my other jobs. I may have imagined the whole thing but yet...it seemed so real.
Eye contact with my co-workers will probably be kept to a minimum for the rest of the day.
13 October 2005 - 12:07 PM
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