Oh, brother!

So Nathan has come to stay with me and I am not sure what to do with him. He always seems to be looking at me like, "Okay!! So what do we do next?"

How do you explain Instant Messenger to a eight year-old Dachshund? I was nice enough to offer him a french fry and he spit it out on the floor.

Now he is sitting on the floor whimpering because nobody won't let him up on the couch.

God, what a baby he is!

BTW, I mean Nathan, not nobody.

Well, who do I mean?

20 April 2003 - 4:34 PM